So you're sitting on a crate, watching the stars turn and possibly also witnessing the slow decay of the earth. But you can't use a thought like that. You're an exchange student for lifetime. Was it only yesterday that you trudged around on the great wall of China, drinking snake wine by moonlight? You wonder if your only problem is that you're shy and lonely. But your real problem is that you haven't got reception. Let alone a sense of mission. Ladies and gentlemen: Odd Beholder.